38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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