Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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