I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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