Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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