I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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