Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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