Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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