Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Randomize
