Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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