Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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