Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
me + whiskey = a bad person
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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