Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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