still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
BRING THE BAGELS
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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