32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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