Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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