last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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