Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Randomize