he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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