Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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