he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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