these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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