: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
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i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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