uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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