Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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