idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
