I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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