D3 body, D1 cock
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
there's paper in my vomit.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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