Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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