Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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