I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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