Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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