THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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