i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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