She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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