is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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