he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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