I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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