just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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