I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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