Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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