Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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