dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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