have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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