ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
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