Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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