Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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