I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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