Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
this boner is exhausting
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
the raccoons are back...
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