me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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