The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize
