I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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