it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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