On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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