You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
